Experience the essence of chaos and strained relationships with our "Dysfunctional Family Dinner" candle. This unique scent captures the very essence of awkward silences, forced laughter, and the lingering tension that permeates every family gathering. Perfect for those who appreciate the schadenfreude of simmering drama, or simply need a reminder that they're not alone in their familial oddities. Light this candle and embrace the gaslighting, the awkwardness, and the undeniable love that binds us all.

Available in 9 scent options: Beachwood, Cashmere Musk, Cinnamon Chai, Fraser Fir, Lavender, Mango Coconut, Midnight Blackberry, Vanilla Bean, and Unscented

-Hand-poured and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

-Materials: coconut apricot wax, cotton wick

-Available in 9oz/255g

-Burning time: 9oz - 50hrs -Compliant with ASTM safety standards, so your lawyer doesn't have to work overtime

CAUTION: Never Leave Burning Candles Unattended! Fire is hot. Candles are flammable and therefore should not be left alone. They have abandonment issues and aren't above burning your house down for attention. Keep Out of Reach of Children and Pets: They make enough questionable decisions without adding "accidental arsonist" to the list.

	9oz
Diameter, in	2.80
Height, in	3.50

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Printed Mint, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering

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Dysfunctional Family Dinner | Scented Coconut Apricot Wax Candle 9oz

Dysfunctional Family Dinner | Scented Coconut Apricot Wax Candle 9oz