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Your Fictional Crush's Dark Past | | Scented Coconut Apricot Wax Candle 9oz

Your Fictional Crush's Dark Past | | Scented Coconut Apricot Wax Candle 9oz

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Finally, the answers to those burning questions your favorite anti-hero refuses to address. We're talking about those artfully dodged personal questions, the self-destructive tendencies they try to rationalize, and the repressed memories that fuel their brooding intensity. Light this candle, and suddenly, those vague allusions to "never trusting doctors" and "paying their dues" blend into a fragrance that begs to be explored, just like the depths of their troubled past... or your latest fanfic.

-Hand-poured and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts -Available in 9 scent options: Beachwood, Cashmere Musk, Cinnamon Chai, Fraser Fir, Lavender, Mango Coconut, Midnight Blackberry, Vanilla Bean, and Unscented -Materials: coconut apricot wax, cotton wick -Available in 9oz/255g -Burning time: 9oz - 50hrs -Compliant with ASTM safety standards, so your lawyer doesn't have to work overtime

CAUTION: Never Leave Burning Candles Unattended! Fire is hot. Candles are flammable. So, unless you are committing insurance fraud (which, btw, we know nothing about), candles should not be left alone. They have abandonment issues and aren't above burning your house down for attention. Keep Out of Reach of Children and Pets: They make enough questionable decisions without adding "accidental arsonist" to the list.

 

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