Transport yourself back to that holiday dinner where your aunt cornered you to discuss the dangers of vaccines and weather control, or when your uncle went on a tangent about "kids these days" complete with outdated slang and an invitation to join the latest pyramid scheme. Let's be honest, sometimes those rants are so bad they're good.
-Hand-poured and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts -Available in 9 scent options: Beachwood, Cashmere Musk, Cinnamon Chai, Fraser Fir, Lavender, Mango Coconut, Midnight Blackberry, Vanilla Bean, and Unscented -Materials: coconut apricot wax, cotton wick -Available in 9oz/255g -Burning time: 9oz - 50hrs -Compliant with ASTM safety standards, so your lawyer doesn't have to work overtime
CAUTION: Fire is hot. Candles are flammable and should therefore not be left unattended. They have abandonment issues and aren't above burning your house down for attention. Keep Out of Reach of Children and Pets: They make enough questionable decisions without adding "accidental arsonist" to the list.
